If you're ever on fire, I think it's best not to look in a mirror, because that will really get you in a panic.
- Jack Handey
Mom always told me I could be whatever I wanted to be when I grew up, 'within reason.' When I asked her what she meant by 'within reason,' she said, 'You ask a lot of questions for a garbage man.'
- Jack Handey
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Is that a R2D2 garbage can!! DUH! I need one!
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