Saturday, March 6, 2010

The other day I was reading some stories to Allie after I had worked a 12 hr shift, she gets really needy the second I walk in the door and I love it! She had gone to the library with her dad that morning and had been talking his ear off all day, so I was glad that it was my turn to hear the hilarious thoughts roll out of her head...
She was looking in my mouth and talking about teeth and dentists and asked me which one of her teeth was her "sweet tooth"?
She said Teacher Wendy told her that she had a sweet tooth, so which one is it and do the other's feel sad that they aren't the "sweet" ones?
I love this stage of a child's life when they share exactly how things seem to them. I remember when I was little that I was afraid to eat donuts because of the Crystal Gayle song
"Don't A Make My Brown Eyes Blue" because I thought my dad said "donuts make your brown eyes blue" when he was singing it! I wish they could stay that innocent for longer!!!
I feel like my kids are growing up WAY too fast!
I'm grateful that they are growing up and are healthy, but it just goes way too fast!!
I love all three of them so much and Iknow I am so lucky to be their mom!!!
My friend Wendi let me borrow this book and I was GLUED to it for a couple of days...
I have had some slow times at work and have an opportunity to fill some time with reading books that don't have pictures, it's a nice change. This book was so easy for me to relate to in lots of ways for some reason, I highly recommend it if you have some reading time coming your way!!!
Why do gorillas have such big nostrils?

Big fingers....

AMAZINGLY SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES

1. IF YOU'RE CHOKING ON AN ICE CUBE, SIMPLY POUR A CUP OF BOILING WATER DOWN YOUR THROAT. PRESTO! THE BLOCKAGE WILL INSTANTLY REMOVE ITSELF.
2. AVOID CUTTING YOURSELF WHEN SLICING VEGETABLES BY GETTING SOMEONE ELSE TO HOLD THE VEGETABLES WHILE YOU CHOP.
3. AVOID ARGUMENTS ABOUT THE TOILET SEAT - USE THE SINK.
4. FOR HIGH BLOOD PRESSURE SUFFERERS ~ SIMPLY CUT YOURSELF AND BLEED FOR A FEW MINUTES, THUS REDUCING THE PRESSURE ON YOUR VEINS. REMEMBER TO USE A TIMER.
5. A MOUSE TRAP PLACED ON TOP OF YOUR ALARM CLOCK WILL PREVENT YOU FROM ROLLING OVER AND GOING BACK TO SLEEP AFTER YOU HIT THE SNOOZE BUTTON.
6. IF YOU HAVE A BAD COUGH, TAKE A LARGE DOSE OF LAXATIVES. THEN YOU'LL BE AFRAID TO COUGH. (My favorite)
7. YOU ONLY NEED TWO TOOLS IN LIFE - WD-40 AND DUCT TAPE. IF IT DOESN'T MOVE AND SHOULD, USE THE WD-40. IF IT SHOULDN'T MOVE AND DOES, USE THE DUCT TAPE.
8. REMEMBER - EVERYONE SEEMS NORMAL UNTIL YOU GET TO KNOW THEM.
9. IF YOU CAN'T FIX IT WITH A HAMMER, YOU'VE GOT AN ELECTRICAL PROBLEM.
DAILY THOUGHT: SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKIES - NOT REALLY GOOD FOR ANYTHING, BUT THEY BRING A SMILE TO YOUR FACE WHEN PUSHED DOWN THE STAIRS.