Children need encouragement. If a kid gets an answer right, tell him it was a lucky guess. That way he develops a good, lucky feeling.
If you're a young Mafia gangster out on your first date, I bet it's real embarrassing if someone tries to kill you.
(I have to agree strongly with this one)
If you saw two guys named Hambone and Flippy, which one would you think liked dolphins the most? I'd say Flippy, wouldn't you? You'd be wrong, though. It's Hambone.
The memories of my family outings are still a source of strength to me. I remember we'd all pile into the car - I forget what kind it was - and drive and drive. I'm not sure where we'd go, but I think there were some trees there. The smell of something was strong in the air as we played whatever sport we played. I remember a bigger, older guy we called "Dad." We'd eat some stuff, or not, and then I think we went home. I guess some things never leave you.
Jack Handy
That Jack Handy, what a guy! We think so much alike...
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I read this and couldn't stop laughing about it. I love your sense of humor. Your blog is so fun to read. Thanks again for the laughs.
HA Ha Ha Ha, I really needed a laugh today they just laid off 4 people in my office so laughing is a good thing right now:)
HA Ha Ha Ha, I really needed a laugh today they just laid off 4 people in my office so laughing is a good thing right now:)
NOW COME ON ANNIE, YOU REMEMBER THE CAR, THE TITANIC ! AND YOU HAD TO REMEMBER THE SMELLS IN THE AIR. BUT THEY MOSTLY CAME FROM WITHIN THE CAR. DAD WAS THERE, AND YOUR BROTHERS AND SISTER. SOMETIMES I WAS THERE, OR MAYBE YOU PUT ME UP ON TOP IN THAT OLD ROCKING CHAIR. WE'D WATCH DUANE EAT CHEEZE WHIZ OUT OF THE CAN AND YOU REALLY LOVED THE FISH TACOS. REMEMBER? HOW COULD YOU FORGET. OH YES, AND REMEMBER THE SMELL AT THE FISH MARKET. AND THE TASTE OF THE "FISH ICE" IN OUR PEPSI. AH -- THOSE WERE THE DAYS.
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