Mother of the year...

another take on survivor
i saw this on another blog and i couldn't pass it up--have you seen it? it's a new take on survivor that they are considering doing next season.

let me break it down for you just one time:six married men will be dropped on an island with one car and 3 children each for six weeks. each child will play two sports and either take music or dance lessons. there is no fast food.

each man must take care of his 3 children, keep his assigned house clean, correct all homework, and complete science projects, cook, do laundry, and pay a list of 'pretend' bills with not enough money. in addition, each man will have to budget extra money for groceries each week.

each man must remember the birthdays of all their friends and relatives, and send cards out.on time. no emailing.

each man must also take each child to a doctor's appointment, a dentist appointment, and a haircut appointment. they must also make one unscheduled and inconvenient visit per child to the urgent care clinic.

the men will be required to make one batch of cookies or cupcakes for a social function.

each man will be responsible for decorating his own assigned house, planting flowers outside, and keeping it presentable at all times.

the men will have access to television and internet only when the children are sleeping and all chores are completed.in addition, the men must shave their legs and bikini area, wear make-up daily, keep finger and toe nails polished, and eyebrows groomed. they must also wear a pair of uncomfortable but highly stylish shoes twice weekly for a two hour stint.

during one of the six weeks, the men will have to endure severe abdominal cramps, back aches, and extreme, unexplainable mood swings.

they must attend weekly school meetings, church, and find time at least once to spend the afternoon at the park or similar setting.

they will need to read one book to the children each night. every morning they must wake them, fix a suitable breakfast, brush their teeth and comb their hair by no later than 8:00 a.m.

a test will be given at the end of the six weeks, and each father will be required to know all of the following information: each child's birthday, height, weight, shoe size, clothes size and doctor's name. they must also be able to memorize each child's weight at birth, length, time of birth, and length of labor, each child's favorite color, middle name, favorite snack, favorite song, favorite drink, favorite toy, biggest fear and what they want to be when they grow up.

at the end of the six weeks, the children vote them off the island based on performance.the last man wins only if...he still has enough energy to be intimate with his spouse at a moment's notice.

the winner then plays the game over and over and over again for the next 18-25 years, eventually earning the right to be called Mother!who wants to play????

i was voted off before the season started...

I thought this was funny...somedays, it feels like that.